My cute sis – Apeng, tagged me again!

Letter Meme TAGGED, I AM IT!
Instructions. Answer the questions below and put your answers into the numbers below.

Dear (the last person who text messaged you),

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11). (12), (Your name)

Letter Meme Instructions:
1. Do the “letter meme”.
2. Tag no less than 5 other people.
3. Then copy the “how-to” letter meme, and finish your journal entry.

1. WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister

2. WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes

3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchilada
Chicken – In your closet
Kebabs – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In woman’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
None of the above – With George Bush and his wife

4. WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot- Sit on
Other – Drive out

5. WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
White – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Black- My best friend
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflé
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My pen-pal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
Pink – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy statue
Other – The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs – Man
O.C. – Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost – High
House – Scarred
Simpsons – Cowardly
The news – Mongolic Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Senile
Top Model – Middle-class
None of the above – Ashamed

7. YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That Santa Doesn’t Exist
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyed – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
Yellow – Your love letters
White – Your ring
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your memories from the military service

9. THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbor Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – The results of your blood-sample
K/L – Your best friend
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college

10. THE LAST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked

11. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Water – Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics

12. TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Best regards
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
(Japan, BITCH!)
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Boo-hoo now
France – In pain
Other – Greetings to your freaky family

Who’s the victims?? I’ll update later!

Dear Nor,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’ll join the monastery. I think I realized it First of May In your camping car and I saw you Pull the toupee off Donald Duck. I’m sure you’re Open enough to understand That there is no solution to this. I’m returning Your ring to you, but I’ll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The apartment building. In pain, Najwa

Lmao! This letter is crazy Hahahaha…

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
- Jangan Bersedih Lagi

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
- Bila Rindu

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
- Any Other Way

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
- Bump Bump Bump

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
- That Thing You Do!

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
- I Miss U

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
- Lala

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
- Save Me

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
- Nina Karina (What the…??? lol)

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
- Wajah Kesayangan Hamba

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
- Cinta Tak Berganti

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
- I Will Be Missing You

13. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
- Just Got Paid (Hahaha)

14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
- When You Tell Me That You Love Me

15. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- Think Of Me

16. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
- Bacalah

17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
- Opposite Attract

18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
- Best I Ever Had

19. WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
- Just Another Phase

20. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
- Mungkin

21. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
- A Place For My Head

22. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
- Not Ready To Make Nice

23. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
- The Game Is Over

24. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
- Sana

Tagging….
I’ll let all of you know later

My dearie sis, Tira, tagged me a few days ago… so here it goes

7 facts about me
-	I’m a very stubborn but yet a soft-hearted & sensitive kind of person
-	Secretive type of person
-	Always try to be as humble as I can… semuanya milik Allah, tak guna poyo2 berbangga2 bagai
-	Loves eating
-	Loves ballad songs and sweet romantic movies <3
-	Hate 2-faced and hypocrite kind of people
-	Dying to attend a dance class but haven’t got any chance yet

7 things that scare the hell out of me
-	Losing people that I care and love so much
-	Blood!
-	Ghost
-	Anything related to pain
-	Involve in any kind of accident
-	Fail in anything I do or involved in
-	Not finding a true love (ya ampunn.. poyo jer, haha)