- You live in Asia.

- You look at your friend and see that he has the same HAIRCUT as you.

- You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.

- People start yelling Ni Ho Ma?

- People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.

- At a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.

- Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.

- Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15.

- Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.

- Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians.

- Your relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine.

- You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your medicine cabinet.

- You mostly listen to rap, dance and techno music/songs.

- Your parents owns a store like a restaurant.

- You've visited this site.

- Your mom has a short haired, curly perm.

- Your dad is some kind of engineer.

- You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing.

- You shop 99 ranch.

- You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.

- You've eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.

- You have painful memories of the feather duster.

- You dress like all your Asian friends.

- You get nothing when you do well in school, but you get crapped on when you don't.

- You have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles.

- You have tiles in at least 2 rooms in your house.

- You've read my page up to here.

- Your family owns Asian Cars (Toyota, Proton...etc).

- You have woven mats in your house.

- You shop at a Local Asian Market.

- Your family takes pictures everywhere they go.

- Your dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child.

- You see lots of Karaoke videos with phony girls in them.

- Nothing matches in your house.

- You have a box of noodles in your house.

- You have a bucket full of rice in your pantry.

- Your dad still wears the tube of socks with the stripes.

- You own some kind of Video Game Machine.

- You either know how to break dance or knows someone who does.

- All your little girl relatives have the same hair style.

- You are usually taller than your parents once you reach puberty.

- You tell your parents your crisis period and they always have a story to tell you about the same situation they had been through when they were your age.

- You have a pair of sandals.

- You have had the hairstyle where you part it in the middle or still have it (Mainly for Males).

- Your parents or grandparents own a garden.

- Your mom wears red lipstick.

- You only have Asian doctors/dentist.

- You either know how to speak your language or don't.

- You make fun of your parents when they speak English.

- Your parents like to gamble.


 

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