- Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty,the pig is actually enjoying it.

- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

- Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

- It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

- Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

- Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

- Alcohol doesn' t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

- Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.

- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.


 

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