- Men are like Laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you.

- Men are like Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.

- Men are like Weather, nothing can be done to change them.

- Men are like Blenders, you need One, but you're not quite sure why.

- Men are like Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

- Men are like Commercials, you can't believe a word they say.

- Men are like Department Stores, their clothes are always 1/2 off.

- Men are like Government Bonds, they take sooo long to mature.

- Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

- Men are like Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

- Men are like Snowstorms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

- Men are like Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.

- Men are like Parking Spots, all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


 

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